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Customers

I have worked for web agencies in the past as a web developer, and as a designer. I now work in the retail industry as a web developer and designer, and there is one thing that is the same in both places… The customers… Nothing is ever good enough, everything costs more than they were [...]

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How to legally smuggle coke

(note, this is meant as a joke, and should never actually be tried)

get a large boat.
go to Mexico or Cuba and get a lot of coke.
sail back to where it is you come from, but stay far enough away so that your in international waters.
invite people to your boat for a party.
sell them lots of [...]

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On the bus. Part 4 (The talker)

While on the bus to work today, I found that I had to sit next to somebody because there were no empty seats.
And apparently he has known me for years, and didn’t mind talking and talking and talking crap for the whole journey, even though I had never seen him before in my life.
I have [...]

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On the bus. Part 3 (Kids who wont shut up)

The third and final (final for now) part of “On the bus”.
The thing that pisses me off most about being on a bus, is the kid who just wont shut the hell up. Screaming and screaming about absolutely nothing at all, and their parents, or whoever they are with just refuses to try and control [...]

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On the bus. Part 2 (Chavs with phones)

As promised, here is the next part of “On the bus”.
When your on the bus, and its nice and quiet, there is the the odd person talking, but that’s ok. Then, some 12 – 15 year old Chav’s get on, sit on the back seats, then start to play some horrible house or dance music [...]

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On the bus. Part 1 (Old People).

There are a few things I hate about being on a bus, so I decided to split this up into a few parts. Today, old people:
There are certain things old people do when your on the bus, they always seem to be able to find something to moan about, something these days, isn’t as good [...]

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